Soooo...last night I was laying in bed with my husband. I looked at him and said "Baby will you fuck me in the ass?" (In a sexy voice). He says "Really?" (a little surprised). I said well yea...I want to do for you what all the guys at the RR say a woman should do. I don't think he even heard what I said...before I knew it I had a dick in my ass. All of a sudden my belly rumbled and I think I had gas...so the pressure of his penis and the gas in my ass collided...causing this nasty gush of shit straight out my ass. Hubby just pounding away with shit all over him...every time a little shit would squirt out...like a shit fountain. So once it was over...I headed to the bathroom (like most women do)...sat on the toilet and my ass exploded...litterally. Didn't look like no bunt cake. Creamy diarhea was more like it....kinda like gravy. So this morning I get up and I have anal leakage and there is blood...my ass is so sore I have an anal fissure. Now I am walking around bow legged with a tucks medicated pad shoved in my crack, and a maxi pad when I am not even on the rag...Thanks to all you mutha fuckas.
